Romantic Middle-Class Dating and Networking Party

Next week, we're having a work offsite to the lovely 东方绿舟, a.k.a. "Oriental Land." Unfortunately, we are presumably doing some sort of team-building activity rather than accepting one of the park's many "Favorable Offers" which include — what's this — a Romantic Middle Class Dating and Networking Party?

Nice! Bourgeoisie only; upper class and lower class need not apply. Finally, an opportunity to Romantically Date and Network, without having to rub shoulders with all those working schlubs and blue-blooded snoots that have always made it so hard in the past to find that special someone at a random amusement park in the middle of Songjiang.

I will make sure to bring one or more of these items to prove my middle-class status. I'm pretty sure I can find an Asian girl with bangs around here somewhere.